Thursday, September 14, 2006

More trashiness...

After trawling around trashy.com for a bit, I thought I'd share this super-trashy piece of apparel. I have a wee problem with the description:
This vintage corset features delicate bastille lace trim and has a lace-up back and hook-and-post closure front. It cinches in at the waist, giving you a full bosom. A full bosom?? She looks like she has a bare-arsed little boy stuffed down her front!
This corset is so beautiful it can be worn as an undergarment or as outerwear. Outerwear, sure. Maybe if you're a hooker. Or Madonna.

Then there was this waist cincher.
For the absolute in a tiny waistline, this waist trainer will do the job. The hook and post front make it easy to put on and the lace up back allows for as much or as little cinching as you desire. The satin covered boning adds to the slimming lines afforded by this must have! Um. I'm speechless.....this is 1806, right?

Good to see that we women have come so far in the last 200 years.

1 comment:

Debstar said...

Did you check out the "killer shoes". Killer as in stumble...twist ankle...fall from great height...crack head...die. I reckon my gym shoes look pretty sexy even though they do need a wash..and some disinfectant.

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