Tuesday, September 19, 2006

A post about nothing much

My brain is completely dead tonight...absolutely nothing to say, intelligent or otherwise. So I'll just post a link to one of my favourite sites, Go Fug Yourself.

Ah, it's always nice to know that even famous, beautiful, thin and wealthy women can look like a pig's breakfast sometimes.


Oh, one more thing - I'm off to bed to read a few more pages of Porter Freeman's Finally Fit at 50. I love this guy, got a photo of me with him somewhere.... ooh, found it! Yes, I look dorky because - as usual - I'm talking. I really must learn to shut up when a photo is being taken.

Anyway, here are two of his little Southern sayings:

You ain't never gonna find a diamond in a goat's ass, so quit looking; and

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Cute, but does anybody know what on earth they mean?

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