I just found like a bajillion t-shirts that I HAVE to have at www.lazybonesfitness.com:
Shut up and lift. Says it all, really.
Silently judging you. Er, on second thoughts, it's probably best not to advertise the fact...
If it was easy, everyone would look like this. Yeah. Quick, someone widen the door, my inflated ego can't fit through!
Here to meet boys. Why be shy about it? ...No, I'm not buying this one. I'm quite happy with my boy, thanks.