Friday, December 01, 2006

The Lady and the Chocolate

This masterpiece of literature was a gift I received last year from Sara.The recent comments about chocolate talking etc reminded me.....

Here's an extract from this little classic:

CHOCOLATE: You want me Lady don't you?You want me! YOU WANT ME!

LADY: No chocolate, I do not want you, for after pleasure there isSICKNESS and there is GUILT.


CHOCOLATE: That, Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE. Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE?

LADY: No, chocolate. I would not do that.

CHOCOLATE: Thank you.

(A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure)

You can buy it at Amazon, by the way. Might be the perfect Christmas gift for someone you know.

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