Sunday, December 31, 2006


Just to prove that I can be as immature as the next person:

I was getting organised to make our traditional late-night Christmas Eve snack, which consists of Bagel Crisps spread with Philly Lite, and topped with slices of smoked salmon and a little black pepper...and a glass of champagne. (and yes, Sara, I KNOW those things are full of trans-fats. But it's once a year, OK?) So I opened the tub of Philly and found this:

Bwah-ha-ha! I almost peed my pants laughing.....cream cheese boobies! *regains composure*

I did briefly consider advertising it on eBay. Don't laugh - I saw this crazy lady on the Ellen Degeneres Show, who finds potato chips shaped like.....oh I don't know, the Pope's face in profile...or maybe a wee doggie. And she sells them on eBay. Just proves that people will buy anything. Like this chip, shaped like a heart, that I found on eBay. And apparently a boot-shaped chippie sold for $1200. Weird.

Anyway, we ate the cream cheese boobies...what could I do? Christmas Eve, no shops open, no way to buy more for our much-anticipated snack. I guess I'm not destined to be rich...


Anonymous said...

I had the same thing a few months ago - without the funny line through the middle. And yup! We Pissed ourselves laughing like little kids over the boobies too.

Wishing you and the family a year full of joy and success, health and prosperity! Happy New Year! xox

Anonymous said...

mwahaha! you crack me up :) and i loved your year in review post too, you look so great and you've achieved so much! all the best to you for 2007.

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