Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Office sex

Speaking of Bike Boy's Very Important Job, he had to come out to my office again yesterday for a meeting. At the end of the day, I was packing up to leave, and spotted him near the lifts, in earnest conversation with a couple of people - a guy I knew, and a woman I'd never seen before. He had his back to me, so I walked up behind him to say goodbye. I seriously considered (just for a second) sticking my tongue in his ear, but thought better of it and gave him a peck on the cheek instead. He turned and said he'd see me at home, then as I walked off, I heard him say: "that's my wife, by the way" Yeah, what else would she have thought? I wonder....

When he got home, I told him about the lewd impulse that I'd repressed and he laughed and said it was just as well, since the woman was some big-wig senior executive. And we all know THEY have no sense of humour.


By the way, if you use the word "sex" anywhere in your blog, it's amazing how many hits you get. Perverts.

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