Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Maybe I need bubble wrap

I don't know what is UP with me at the moment, but here's a list of my achievements in the self-harm department over the past few days:

- Saturday, I walked into the bed post. No biggie, I do that all the time, and so does Bike Boy. We have permanent bruises on our thighs. We are SO getting a new bed for the new house...
- On Sunday I was rummaging in the crisper for veggies for dinner, stood up and smacked my head (hard!) on the freezer door. Uh...it was closed at the time. And I was sober.
- Last night I went to give Bike Boy a hug, but got my spatial awareness all screwed up and stubbed my toe on his foot. Way to show your love!
- This morning I parked the car on a side-to-side slope, opened the passenger door to grab my bag and let it swing into my shoulder. Ouch!

I also have a mystery line-shaped bruise on my left bicep and a graze on my right hip. Anyone got any idea where those came from?

Wonder what I can manage tomorrow? Perhaps if I'm lucky I'll only poke myself in the eye with a mascara brush.


Kathryn said...

I know the feeling!

Cherub said...

The tow bar, I have had the car 3 years, you would think I would know it is there by now - but no. I think I now have a permanent dent in my shin.

LizN said...

Well I hope you got through the training unscathed :)
Liz ;)

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