Tuesday, March 01, 2011

They really shouldn't have

To celebrate surviving fifty years on earth, the government sent me a gift. A lovely, boxed bowel cancer test kit. How thoughtful.

I can think of many things I'd rather get in the mail: books, chocolates, wine, cosmetics, whey protein.... but I suppose one really can't complain about free medical screening tests, when a large chunk of the world's population doesn't have access to free health care.

They could have at least gift-wrapped it though.

3 comments:

Shar said...

What no wrapping or ribbon???

Magda said...

wow, I'm getting excited about my 50th now.

LizN said...

Wow and not even half a letter from the Queen (or Charlie :) ) to wipe your bum with ? Enjoy!

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