My Dream Monday:
Stay in bed till at least 8:00, then spend the day in my pjs, answering my emails, reading, updating client programs, watching trash TV and doing a little writing.
My Real Monday:
Get up at 6:30 after next to no sleep, then drive for an hour or more in the rain to sit at a desk doing boring work for other people before repeating the drive in reverse.
Only 900-odd working days till retirement.... I'm holding onto that thought.